Reading is Scott's favourite thing to do.
He does it daily, without fail.
In fact, you will rarely catch him without his nose in a book.
One day he hopes to have a big, mahogany library with a slidey-ladder.
Until that day he will read books and review them here for public consumption.
Unable to properly monetize his quasi-hermit lifestyle, Chris was been shoved rudely into the real world and left to fend for himself.
Armed only with his unquenchable lust to consume media in any form; Chris roams the cyber streets of the world in search of the next story, or the next song, that will soothe his troubled spirit.
Occasionally his brain overloads and he is forced to vomit its contents into an empty receptacle in order to save his life.
This is that receptacle.